A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
St. Peter asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I yelled, ‘Now, back off or I’ll kick the hell out of all of you!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
St. Peter was impressed, “When did this happen?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Couple of minutes ago..”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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