Just for Laughs

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?”

St. Peter asked.

“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered.

“On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen.

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, ‘Now, back off or I’ll kick the hell out of all of you!”

St. Peter was impressed, “When did this happen?”

“Couple of minutes ago..”